February 2012
9 posts
Anonymous asked: Well, it's nothing really funny or interesting.... But lately the 96 Stittsville's spelling has been so weird. One day it's spelled properly, the next it's spelled 'Stitssville', sometimes the wording on the outside of the bus is correct and the inside is not (on the stop display). I don't even know how that last one happens. But yeah....
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alexinfurs asked: lmfao fuck!!!! copy paste my brodda?
part two.
PART 2; ..his seat up to her, she takes the seat next to me, and he positions himself in front of me. While this is going down, he is on his little blackberry pretending to be important as he keeps “accidentally” falling onto my legs, that only happen to be wrapped in pantyhose. I started noticing that he was actually positioning himself so that his legs were right in-between mine and he had just...
alexinfurs asked: PART 1; Was riding the bus from Dominion station to Place D'Orleans late some random Thursday night. I was sitting in the middle section (not the "accordion" part, but the part just before that) when some middle aged, olive skinned man sat next to me. Since I happen to wear the biggest red parka of them all, I figured I was taking up too much room or something since this man was...
oh hai.
So I was riding the 95 last night and this really sketchy guy would get off at a stop, look around for a second and then would jump back on the bus. He did this about 5 times…
This being said, I think that people should start submitting funny/weird shit they see on the bus! I kind of ran out of things to post about aha. So yeah!
ihateoctranspo.tumblr.com/ask
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Anonymous asked: Hey so I just started at UO this term and I saw a post about X bus routes, where do they go? I've been wondering about that.
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January 2012
1 post
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so dumb.
I was on the bus the other day and a person getting off in front of me said ‘thank you!’ to the driver as he got off. The bus driver’s reply? ‘why are you even saying thank you?!’ in the most disgusted and annoyed voice ever.
Like shit, there’s no pleasing these drivers! Absolutely ridiculous.
December 2011
1 post
dullsunshine asked: Personally, OC transpo is a lot better than most services in the world. No one's perfect. You only look at the bad parts of it which are 1/1000. This entire tumblr is a piece of shit.
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I'm back!
Our ‘transit system’ has been especially annoying lately. They’ve given me new material.
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November 2011
9 posts
Anonymous asked: That bus driver got fired.
aren't there more important issues that OC Transpo...
THIS
is ridiculous. We have bus drivers swearing and being belligerent, and they’re worried about a bus driver singing? What the actual fuck.
Anonymous asked: are u going to report that driver??? you really should :s
warlotte asked: So the other day I was waiting for the 4 on Bronson. And waiting. And waiting. The bus just didn't come at all. AND NEITHER DID THE NEXT ONE! When I finally gave up and started walking to find another bus to take, i Walked by three 4s next to each other going in the opposite direction. How is it even possible to have that many incompetent bus drivers in a row? Ridiculous.
So yeah.
It’s been forever since I’ve posted. I’m sorry… I tend to get bored with things easily but I’ll be back to posting soon enough I’m sure! I just need a good idea to get me going.
does anyone have a good idea for a meme? Or something bothering them about Ottawa’s transit system lately? Give me a shout!
ihateoctranspo.tumblr.com/ask
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October 2011
26 posts
Transit strike averted... for at least a year. →
whenmyheadrollsoff asked: Maybe it's just me but have you ever noticed that bus drivers try to burn red lights and don't make it slow they slam the breaks and everyone goes flying forward smashing into other people and into the metal bars above the seats?
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Anonymous asked: Watched a lady not over 5 feet tall get "escorted" off a bus by a couple of transpo cops because she asked the driver why he was 40 minutes late. Then the driver called the transpo cops again to try and escort a dozen or so other people off the bus who were talking amongst themselves about how ridiculous it all was. Such fun and games.
elevatedhandslap asked: Haters gun hate! I'll say it! FUCK OC TRANSPO (except the stoked bus driver on route 8)
URL change.
I changed the URL of this blog so there isn’t any profane language. I figure people are right. If I want to be taken seriously, I should be more professional. Plus I think the change is fitting.
USED TO BE: fuckyeahoctranspo.tumblr.com
NOW: ihateoctranspo.tumblr.com
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arrdeejayy-deactivated20111231 asked: I LOVE THIS BLOG! I had the scariest experience with Oc Transpo, we were almost at Bayview something popped in the bus and it started filling up with smoke, everyone was screaming to get off but of course the bus driver took her sweet ass time letting us off, I was certain some crazy was on the bus. Anyway, great blog! love it.
300 people follow this blog!
thanks for the support! <3
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Anonymous asked: I'm so happy this blog exists. I was beginning to feel like this only happened when people were around me.
Anonymous asked: Thank you for existing. best meme EVAH.
and another thing.
Although I do joke about our transit system, if we really want change then we need to do something about it. I’ve posted the contact information for every city counsellor before… contact your representative and tell them your issues.
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Anonymous asked: I forgot how to submit. :s Do you want just text, or us to put the text into a meme ourselves?
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K. so.
to the people who keep telling me to ‘file complaints with OC Transpo instead of running this blog’. Go away lol. I’ve sent in countless complaints and nothing ever gets done. I rarely even get replies. I’ve decided to have a sense of humour about the situations I get into. If there is something so far up your ass that you can’t have a sense of humour and LAUGH about...
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Rude-ass bus driver.
I was on the 8 today and me and my boyfriend were getting on with a number of people. The bus driver apparently didn’t see his bus pass and yells at him to get to the front of the bus. She goes ‘I couldn’t see your pass. My eyes are up here like everyone else.’ in the snottiest voice ive ever heard. needless to say, there will be at least two complaints filed against her.
lamoureros asked: I cannot stop telling people about this blog because it's soo needed! The last thing we need about the OC Transpo is more seriousness! I don't know why people are getting up in such arms about this, must be because we live in Ottawa :) How about those snotty people that get on the bus and don't seem to realize personal space will be invaded because well there's a bunch of...
Anonymous asked: Jeez, this is why Ottawa's such a bore, some people can't take a joke. On the other hand, to the person who made this, I applaud you! Living in Ottawa my whole life and having OC Transpo as my only method of transportation I'm glad to see there are others who share my pain. Keep the memes up!
Anonymous asked: you're paying 3.50, calm down lmao.
Anonymous asked: What is your solution to the faulty transit system, then? If you're going to complain about something, make sure you have a solidly planned suggestion on how to fix it. As a side, I saw some OC Transpo employees at the Carleton stop recently doing research on how to improve the system. Rather than hiding behind a silly blog site, I politely voiced my concerns. She noted them and thanked me...
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Anonymous asked: this shouldn't be fuckYEAHoctranspo it should be fuckYOUoctranspo
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What is the purpose of the 'X' bus routes?
eg. the 95X Baseline.
I think they were created to inconvenience the entire Ottawa populace.
September 2011
39 posts
Anonymous asked: this blog makes me so happy :$.. i love to hate OC transpo
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tchy asked: Heyyyy how do I make one of these myself? I have so many ideas. :B
Anonymous asked: y u no like oc transpo?